Christmas Cracker Jokes

Christmas Cracker Jokes

 

  1. Why did the turkey join the band?
    • He had drumsticks!
  2. Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
    • He had nobody to go with!
  3. What does Sant suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
    • Claustrophobia!
  4. What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
    • A Christmas Quacker!
  5. Why did Rudolph cross the road?
    • Because he was tied to the chicken!
  6. What happened to the turkey at Christmas?
    • It got gobbled!
  7. What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
    • Nice gnawing you!
  8. Why was the snowman looking at the carrots?
    • He was picking his nose!
  9. What do you call an old snowman?
    • A puddle!
  10. Why did nobody buy Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay?
    • They were too deer!
  11. Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
    • They keep losing needles!
  12. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
    • Tinsilitus!
  13. What athlete is warmest in winter?
    • A long jumper!
  14. What carol is heard in the desert?
    • O camel ye faithful!
  15. Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
    • A mince spy!
  16. How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
    • Deep pan, crisp and even!
  17. What song does a snowman sing?
    • Freeze a jolly good fellow!
  18. What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
    • The elf-abet!

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