Christmas Cracker Jokes
- Why did the turkey join the band?
- He had drumsticks!
- Why couldn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party?
- He had nobody to go with!
- What does Sant suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
- Claustrophobia!
- What do you get if you cross Santa with a duck?
- A Christmas Quacker!
- Why did Rudolph cross the road?
- Because he was tied to the chicken!
- What happened to the turkey at Christmas?
- It got gobbled!
- What did the beaver say to the Christmas tree?
- Nice gnawing you!
- Why was the snowman looking at the carrots?
- He was picking his nose!
- What do you call an old snowman?
- A puddle!
- Why did nobody buy Rudolph and Blitzen on Ebay?
- They were too deer!
- Why are Christmas trees like bad knitters?
- They keep losing needles!
- What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
- Tinsilitus!
- What athlete is warmest in winter?
- A long jumper!
- What carol is heard in the desert?
- O camel ye faithful!
- Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
- A mince spy!
- How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizzas?
- Deep pan, crisp and even!
- What song does a snowman sing?
- Freeze a jolly good fellow!
- What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school?
- The elf-abet!